no room to swing a cat

Not very much space

How do you expect all four of us to stay in that room? There's no room to swing a cat in there.

by Dramaturgist August 6, 2018

donkey cock swing

when your penis is loose and you are cumming, you swing it into the girl's face

donkey cock swing is yummy

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019

swing my lantern

to turn on or have sex with. References to the music video for Coldplay's 'Fix You'.

Chris Martin can swing my lantern any day!

by Duuuuuuuuuuude November 8, 2005

Swinging Jenny

The act of swinging your arms back and forth in a wide arc across your body while walking forward with the intent of striking fear in the hearts and minds of anyone who is foolish enough to get in your way.

1. Guy one: Dude, I thought you were going to fight that jerk today.

Guy two: I was but he pulled out the swinging jenny and I ran.

2. Guy one: Hey what stopped the basketball game?

Guy two: Some idiot did the swinging jenny through the middle of the game.

Guy one: didn't anyone try to stop him?

Guy two: are you kidding, it's the swinging jenny!

by mattyportman December 12, 2010

Swinger Baby

A child who was conceived at an adult swinger party. They have the genetic traces of many of the applicants involved.

PERSON ONE: "jonny looks like an asian, but he has curly hair?"

PERSON TWO: "he's obviously a swinger baby"

PERSON ONE: "okay that makes sense".

by the.other.guy September 22, 2010

Strawberry Swing

The puddle of blood resulting from popping a girl's cherry after making love on a hammock.

After we made love, Morgan and I just laid in the new strawberry swing.

by Gingerboy16 September 25, 2011

swingers

Noun.
1. A group of middle aged men who hang out, drink, and talk a lot of game (when their wives and girlfriends are not around) but no action.
2. Recent graduates who hang out and drink at the local college bar.
3. A bunch of flaky guys who say "I'm there!" and then make an excuse to flake out.

Hey bro, let's get the Swingers together for a drink on Friday.

by MACstizzle December 28, 2005