sloppy joan

While engaged in intercourse, withdraw your unit and ejaculate into the palm of your hand. Procede to smack your partner across the face with said man juice.

"She was a naughty lil kitty, last night i gave her a Sloppy Joan and she liked it!"

by redijedi June 22, 2005

DK Sloppy

the act of being extremely drunkenly sloppy to the point of embarassment

girl: omg, did you see how drunk she was last night?
guy: holy shit, she was sooo DK Sloppy

by The Town Drunk April 9, 2009

Sloppy Nigger Walk

the ridiculous walk that niggers use. If all people were uniform color, you could still identify a nigger by his sloppy walk. He'll have one hand on his usually massive cack, swing the other arm more than it needs to be swung, and catch his fat nigger lips on trip wires, pigeons, hot dog carts, bannana peels, and other random objects.

Hey, Simon, watch out. That nigger is approaching with a sloppy nigger walk. Don't let him touch you and give you AIDs.

by Party February 12, 2005

sloppy trout

when you put cranberry sauce on a girls pussy and then slap it with a trout, lick the sauce off then slide in your cock.

i gave that bitch a serious sloppy trout last night. it was delicious.

by Brandan L June 12, 2008

sloppy

See: Altland. Often consumes too much alcohol to maintain a state of proper human being. Such actions include repeated rambling, yelling, inability to stand up on two feet, and in worst case sloppiness episodes, puking.

GFD (God fucking damnit) Altland is sloppy again.

by GetoffMe January 10, 2005

Sudden Stopping Assholes

When you are walking down the street/store aisle and the person immediately in front of you suddenly stops and you step on their heels and/or trip over them.

Tom: I was walking down the street the other day and the idiot in front of me suddenly stopped and i tripped over him!

Bob: You should watch out for Sudden Stopping Assholes.

by chicken&fish June 18, 2009

.exe has stopped working

Usually when someone is very confused in a text conversation they would send a meme that reads out: “___.exe has stopped working” This originated from a Windows pop-up message if a window takes too long to respond.

Guy #1: Everything in the world is either made of bananas or not bananas...

Guy #2: *Guy #2.exe has stopped working*

Guy #1: lol

by Fingynium July 26, 2020