fart sampler

someone who enjoys smelling others farts. usually has chronic cases of pink eye.

guy 1: dude, that guys gas smells like he shart.
guy 2: gross man, your nasty. stop being a fart sampler.

by david bennington July 3, 2011

chinamen sample

Inserting wet noodles into the anus to check for cleanliness before performing a rim job or anal sex.

Before I went anywhere near the brown hole I had to do a chinamen sample to make sure is was clean.

by capnhowdy September 18, 2015

Shayla Samples

Some cunt that sticks lava lamps up her butt!

Dre: Is that Shayla Samples?
Trish: Yeah, dat her.

by Dre12121212 March 31, 2009

SimpleeCasual

a toxic cunt who blocks people for no good reason at all

Person 1: Hey you seen that streamer SimpleeCasual?

Person 2: Yeah dude's just a massive cunt

SimpleeCasual is such a toxic cunt it hurts my ovaries

by GayBoiMcGee February 9, 2019

Simpe

A wicked sick term that can be used to describe almost anything. You can thank J to the S, Joe Scuzza for this wonderful word.

"Oh man, that was wicked simpe, Scuzza!"

by Mike November 29, 2004

Simpe

Simple,Easy,Nub.

Owning Jim is so simpe.

Dude shut up. Its so simpe.

by Tobe. September 1, 2003

Love's simpliest rules.

Rule 1. Don't wear your heart on your sleeve.

Rule 2. Make guidelines
Rule 3. Don't be afraid to run away.
Rule 4. Don't be clingy.
Rule 5. When he is in the wrong, never forgive easily.
Rule 6. Make him work for all it's worth.
Rule 7. If found unfaithful, let go of the bastard.
Rule 8. First 7 days of greasing, is crucial.
Rule 9. Friends come first.
Rule 10. Love cautiously, always ready for heartbreak.

girl loves boy but doesnt know the Love's simpliest rules.

by Tayyyyla November 11, 2011