by Pedro and Woodstock March 15, 2009
Get the Clown Shoesmug. by mtbikemike October 19, 2008
Get the baby shoemug. The act of killing another with the heel of an (expensive) stiletto! Usually done in self-defense when a drunk neighbor enters your bedroom after breaking down your wooden door in 2 seconds, and you have horrible aim (on Chloe's part), no knives (on Nick's part) and no other protection/ weapon! Most often occurs while you're home alone with your dog (gus)!
Officer: "What happened here?????"
Witness: "Nick just committed a SHOE MURDER!!!"
Officer: "Not again. 5th time this week!"
Witness: "Nick just committed a SHOE MURDER!!!"
Officer: "Not again. 5th time this week!"
by ChloeAndNick June 28, 2008
Get the Shoe Murdermug. by octopod July 16, 2004
Get the perpetrator shoesmug. by little pee pee man July 7, 2008
Get the Shaggy shoesmug. Something terrible: describing a bad situation, or in the noun sense, someone who could not be any worse.
1) "I went to this party and it was a sausagefest, fucking biteshoes!"
2) "Mako you fucking bite shoes! I told you not to fall asleep while on the crapper! Now there's piss and shit all over the place!"
2) "Mako you fucking bite shoes! I told you not to fall asleep while on the crapper! Now there's piss and shit all over the place!"
by Sir RAV April 21, 2008
Get the bite shoesmug. There are three:
1: someone who works at foot locker.
2: That asshole at shoe stores who uses that machine to find your size even when you already know it.
3: When you are bowling with a group of friends and you select one person to go and get everyones bowling shoes.
1: someone who works at foot locker.
2: That asshole at shoe stores who uses that machine to find your size even when you already know it.
3: When you are bowling with a group of friends and you select one person to go and get everyones bowling shoes.
1: Floyd: dude, Keith got a job at foot locker.
Jose: oh now he's a shoe bitch.
2: Bob: the other day, I was at Nike and this shoe bitch tried to tell me my size even though I already know it.
3: keith: ok all we need now is a shoe bitch to get our shoes. Go do it Bob, your our shoe bitch today.
Jose: oh now he's a shoe bitch.
2: Bob: the other day, I was at Nike and this shoe bitch tried to tell me my size even though I already know it.
3: keith: ok all we need now is a shoe bitch to get our shoes. Go do it Bob, your our shoe bitch today.
by Therealkeith April 24, 2011
Get the Shoe bitchmug.