Miguel Salamanca

A Mexican typically known for knocking out straight white males, a Miguel Salamanca is also a Ro-Cartel cocaine addict.

I feel like snorting a line of coke today and assaulting a homeless white male, especially one called Jacob, I feel so Miguel Salamanca.

by abc31 July 14, 2023

Pittsburgh salami

Pittsburgh salami" an unusual sexual position that include fries and a lot of cole slaw in a position that resembles the states of Pennsylvania and Ohio in a coital embrace.

Mikey was giving Sara the Pittsburgh Salami before delivering a sack of beef sandwiches, she needed two terrible towels to clean up afterwards.

by MasterOfLunchmeat July 16, 2023

Drying Salami

Drying Salami: A sexual practice in which a male withdraws his penis from a partner's anal sphincter, followed by the partner exhaling warm air onto the penis with the aim of inducing ejaculation.

During their intimate encounter, John withdrew and asked Jane to perform drying salami as a form of alternative stimulation."

by Chick Bowdry August 31, 2023

michael salami

Michael Salami. the most handsome and most beautiful man you’ll ever see. He is so tall with curly hair and it’s so amazing. Having a michael salami in ur life is js amazing 😻😻😻

Look at Michael Salami. He’s so fine.

by Ashley Yepez May 25, 2023

Norwegian salamander

A Norwegian salamander also called “furby cumber” is when one man proceeds to take multiple different species of salamanders up the anus with one suck.

Hey have you seen Jeffrey

Oh man he’s a real Norwegian salamander

by Weinerbeatermeaterfleater October 21, 2023

Lazy Salamander

Record label started by artist and producer, Delaney Miller.

Lazy Salamander is the shit

by Tina the llama October 25, 2023

Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 8, 2024