Hot Rod to Heaven

Riding on the end of my rod is the Hot Rod to Heaven

"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven

by rankstorn September 3, 2013

fire rod

When you douce your uncles cock in lighter fluid and set it on fire as you jack him off

Ohhh daddy I used my uncles fire rod

by Firerod January 2, 2023

J-rod

A J-rod is a flamboyant homosexual known to frequent glory holes. The number on the men's room stalls with "for a good time call" will always lead you to a J-rod. J - rod's are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, butterflies, etc.

"Man this J-rod keeps following in to the restroom every time I have to take a leak."

by Wolfesucks February 28, 2015

Rod

A very handsome young fellow he gets all the girls

“He was almost as good looking as Rod”

by Kooler n frieze July 12, 2018

Gungle Rod

A silly little name for a silly little character.

Guy: My dog just nibbled at my pants and ran away for no reason at all. He is such a Gungle Rod.

by "Lemonade" cat May 31, 2023

Sheep, Boat, End Rod

3 Completely unrelated items found in the popular game Minecraft

He had a sheep, boat, end rod. I had no idea what his plans were.

by Dogemoji⠀ March 30, 2024

Rod

To scroll through the timeline

I rod the instagram

by nera99 May 14, 2023