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Tongue Punch the Smoke Rod

When you are hitting a bong and slip the tongue in.
After George decided to tongue punch the smoke rod, nobody was willing to hit it.
by BigBallBingus June 10, 2021
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Rod

Nice man who’s always sexy looking and cool
by Thegoatguy69 June 21, 2021
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D-rod

When you get an intense form of obliterating Anal sex
Dude I got d-rodded so hard last night I can’t even walk straight
by Bend0ver. June 24, 2021
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too much rod, not enough cod

The situation is a total sausage fest, too many men, not enough women.
This party blows man, too much rod, not enough cod
by WhyDoISayThings July 7, 2021
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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
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Hot Rodding

When you stick your penis into an active car exhaust and keep it there until you get a third degree burn.
"Bro, I went out to my car last night and started hot rodding it."
by SoldMyKidsOnEbay July 12, 2025
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Hot Rod

The Futuristic red car from The Transformers: The Movie, Transformers: The Last Knight, Transformers Cyberverse. He also went by the name Rodimus in Transformers: Energon and Transformers: Animated
Person 1: Dude, I hate Hot Rod! He never should have become a Prime!
Person 2: I quite liked him as a Prime. He showed-
*Person 1 disembowels Person 2*
by My name is Optimus Prime July 17, 2025
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