painas

A severe pain in the anus.

Working more than three days a week is such a painas.

by Chris Frabotta May 17, 2006

Painsnail

When a girl uses her genitals to leave a 'snail's trail' on a friend who is unconscious after a serious accident

Poor Dave got painsnailed the other day by some crazy bitch, this was after he fell off his bmx...

by feggef October 20, 2010

PainfulPvP

Definition of cringe. Ruined the Hardcore Factions community by implementing tons of 9-12 year olds. Can be used as a noun in reer

Brandon stop being such a PainfulPvP!

by Lihtening September 28, 2017

feel my pain mode

A childish yet effective coping mechanism often used by customer service agents when they've been speaking to an imbecile too long. It consists of reiterating everything stupid the caller says loudly so everyone around you can feel the same level of frustration you are experiencing.

support agent #1: "YES THAT'S RIGHT THE SHUTDOWN BUTTON WILL INFACT SHUTDOWN THE COMPUTER"

support agent #2: Why is he shouting like that?

support agent #3: He's obviously got an imbecile on the line and has relapsed into feel my pain mode.

by Jesse Stacey May 18, 2008

pain olympics

completely and totally overrated. everyone will say it is horrid, vile and maybe even the worst shit on the internet, but it really isn't that bad. still, i wouldn't recommend you go there and watch it. its comparable to goatse.

"dude, did you watch the pain olympics?"
"no way man. thats horrid, vile and maybe even the worst shit on the internet."
"it really isn't that bad. still, i wouldn't recommend you go there and watch it."

by mastergimp January 28, 2008

Growing Pains

When your testicles become too big for your scrotum. This results in extreme pain.

Growing pains suck worse than getting paid to scratch a monkey's balls!

by Jack N. Eoff September 29, 2008

pain in the cervix

1)when a guy is fuckin a girl really hard with a long dick
2)saying that someone is annoying

1)"oh my gosh, your penis was so long it gave me a pain in the cervix"
2)"why do you have to be such a pain in the cervix"

by [e-mail] January 31, 2008