Pingus

Being pingus is like being a dumshit or an asshole..

Ur a pingus.

by Seekario January 19, 2010

Penguin

A sexual act wherein a male withdraws his penis from his sexual partner shortly before ejaculation; after showering his partner or himself with his semen, he then proceeds to arrange the ejaculate into a pattern like that of a young emperor penguin. Variations of the penguin include the king penguin, in which the semen is mixed with urine to produce the yellow markings of the act's namesake, and the macaroni penguin, in which the semen is mixed with uncooked pasta.

"I got this girl's number at the club last night, and I intend to perform a hot penguin on her later this week."

"I just gave myself a penguin."

by El Penguino April 12, 2010

SEiGE PENGUiN

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Can't spell siege

"I FUCKING HATE UNWISE"
"Wow, control your yourself Seige"

by James from Jamaica April 29, 2005

salty penguin

An unwashed penis after sex.

Harry had just shot his load up Anna and rushed around to show Flash his salty penguin.

Harry- check this out man
Flash- wow you must have shot loads your penguin is covered in salt

by Harry & Flash December 21, 2013

Club Penguin

An interactive online site for kids that you go on during vacation because you're just too damn bored. I played this shit for five years and it's the best shiznit iv'e ever done! It's fucking amazing, like a godamn orgasm while getting blowjob from an orca whale. Feels like motherfucking penguins are up my ass!!! Make an account!!!

Nicole - vacation just started, and I'm so bored! What should I do???
Daniel - How about you check out Club Penguin? It's awesome!

by Lonon9856 December 31, 2012

penguin

a person who always tells the truth an is cute as fuck.

this guy demi, he is a penguin.

by ibro November 13, 2006

penguin

a fish that looks like a bird. a bird does not swim under water and can usually fly. fish however swim under water and dont fly, just like penguins.

any penguin in the world

by Schaeffer May 22, 2005