Phantom messages

Where you get notifications for a message and you check to see it but it isn’t there and when no one deleted it.

Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.

“Did you delete these messages?”
“No, must be some phantom messages”

by Maxi moo October 19, 2020

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Jelly Phantom

One who smacks jelly on toast while staring into the eyes of thy enemies.

Person1:Hey man, who was that guy at the party smacking jelly?
Person2: I thought he was your friend
Person3:That wasn't a girl right?
Person2: Lets just call that creature, The Jelly Phantom

by Iwontusemyrealname_butitskaila March 26, 2017

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phantom incest

when you say you love someone like a brother or sister but still want to fuck them

sometimes i start to feel phantom incest when hanging out with my best friend for multiple hours

by evesdropper April 6, 2017

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phantom child

When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's

He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.

by Aneemall September 22, 2017

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Phantom Shit

When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom

"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"

by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017

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The Phantom

When someone during the end of a party decides to take a shit on the floor. Usually, this happens because the line for the washroom is too long at this point. The Phantom forever remains a mystery and leaves everyone in awe.

The Phantom has stuck again.

by 0101019331432 October 29, 2017

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