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Eskimo Panda

The exact tdefinition for an Eskimo Panda is unknown but it may be linked to someone who is staying nicely frozen in the winter of their home and has a deep admiration for pandas.

Or, It could also be a panda in an eskimo costume...or a eskimo in a panda costume. All we know is either way, it's cute.

Lastly, it could be referring to the awesome Eskimo Panda on Left for Dea who will annoy the crap out of you for the fun of it but will also pwn noobs at the same time.
Eskimo pandas are so cute because...well they just sound cute.

I feel like i want to hump a panda and i'm freezing...OMG, I've turned into an Eskimo Panda.
Eskimo Panda by THEeskimopanda August 3, 2010
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the best animal that are the human of the fucking gods
they will save us from the Fucking end of the world with there cute fucking smiles
red panda by is it a red pandas April 27, 2020

Dirty Panda

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and before you cum. Punch her in both eyes and then cum on her face.
Gave that girl a dirty panda last night. She was thrilled.
Dirty Panda by Chestnutz February 11, 2021

Trash Panda 

Someone who cheats on you with an ex or leaves you to go back to their ex. The ex is the “dumpster” and they are the “trash panda” that keeps going back to the “dumpster.”
I’m sorry that they turned out to be a trash panda, at least you aren’t the dumpster they kept going back to.
Trash Panda by JAK76 September 18, 2022

Silly Little Panda 

I love my silly little panda
Silly Little Panda by Nicky Baker October 22, 2008

National take calvin to Panda Express day 

June 15 2020
Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt

The Exploding Panda

the act of ripping out one's penis so hard while having anal intercourse with an obese asian woman causing an explosion of diarrhea.
Man, i had to wash my sheets seven times because this bitch had the exploding panda.