Pudge Packing

Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge package into the crack of her ass, the buldge of her beaver, or anywhere in between (taint). Works best right after sex when genitals are full of blood, but not quite erect.

Pudge Packing can be an intimately relaxing after-sex bonding session, as long as your ladyfriend doesn't mind having your hot, sopping wet pudge crammed in her crack.

by Ray June 11, 2004

packing popcorn

When a woman is wearing a bathing suit (or underwear for that matter) and hasn't shaved her pubes the resulting puffy look under the bathing suit or underwear

Man look at that bitch in the bikini - she's packing popcorn - better give her the weed wacker.

by THE TAS December 28, 2008

fudge packin douchbag

a gay guy or some who stick a douch up their ass and fuck themselves with it wih oil or a liqud substance and stickes it in their ass

james bond is a Fudge packin douchbag

by D W3@zy August 2, 2008

Packin' Heat

Doing a girl while wearing a condom covered in Icy Hot.

"Dude, how did you break up with your girlfriend so easy?"

"Last time we fucked I was packin' heat; never heard from her again."

"Pro."

by Dwight Fart Schrute June 1, 2007

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

Random google search autocorrect!

Google just said, "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"!

by riflema May 23, 2016

bare-backing-back-packing

To go on an adventurous trip into the wild with a minimal of tools. Both literary and metaforicly.

Will: Let`s head over into that patch of brambles! and take off your shirt and pants, we`re going bare-backing-back-packing.

Barry: I`ll bring the flashlight!

by rangourthaman July 6, 2009

Packing founding fathers

To have a lot of money. To carry around a lot of money.

I've been working for six months without a break. I'm going to the strip club to blow off some steam. Are you gonna have a good time, Tim?! Oh yea, I'm packing founding fathers. gotta get that paper, making money, get rich, rich, wealthy, money

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2015