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grammar nazi

an elitist who gets off on correcting others' grammar and spelling because it makes him feel superior.

grammar nazis often misidentify grammar as the primary determinant of one's intelligence and the most important element of expression.

this belief stems from the grammar nazi's insecurity, which leads him to learn the simplest thing in the whole fucking world to learn and impose it on others, earning self-gratification in the process. realizing how easy but effective it is, the nazi continues this ego masturbation until he can no longer separate the truth from the lie: grammar's not that important, no one gives a shit, and no one likes you.

grammar nazis don't realize that in actuality, grammar is too ambiguous to have a rigid standard, and that though basic grammar is necessary, most grammar rules are not, and can restrict good expression.
Shakespeare: What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty!

grammar nazi: Speak in complete sentences.

Shakespeare: the ability to communicate both colorfully and effectively is way more admirable then perfect grammar so stop sucking Webster's dick, you grammar nazi.
by jjsdfkakfadk January 15, 2008
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Java Nazi

This is a term used by computer programmers to refer to another programmer who is an elite perfectionist who knows everything about the Java programming language and can do nearly anything using the Java programming language.
Kieran: I wonder if it's possible to teach a computer to love.
Nathan: I bet Scott could do it. After all, he's a complete Java Nazi.
by Inva Derbo Ots October 3, 2006
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NOISE NAZI

- a neighbor who's overly concerned about the noise created when some guitars, drums and singers are practicing in the privacy of their backyard.
"effin noise nazi tried to shut us down when we were practicing . what a wanker"
by thomas harding June 3, 2007
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Camp Nazi

When some one wishes to run the campsite with an iron fist like at a concentration camp.
Chris, what the fuck, i just cleaned all the dishes. Your such a camp nazi!
by Jurtin Swoops September 24, 2005
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lane nazi

A person who desires to cotrol the behavior of fellow drivers by refusing to move to the left lanes (aka the slow lanes) and thereby acting as barrier to the free flow of traffic.

May be the driving stage of the hayes street shuffle.
That fricken lane nazi is blocking traffic for a half a mile.
by nickson February 10, 2006
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Rule Nazi

A Rule Nazi is someone who insists on his or her own strict interpretation of the rules of a game, even if the other players collectively disagree. Usually, a Rule Nazi will become petulant if the other players do not yield to his or her viewpoint.

The term "Rule Nazi" originated among people who play table-top historical wargames. Historical wargames (one word) consist of board games and miniatures games. Miniatures games are played with toy soldiers and models of military vehicles, ships and aircraft. Historical wargames are part of a relatively small but still substantial subset of traditional game players. One of the most widely subscribed wargames is Warhammer Ancients a version of the popular fantasy game Warhammer.
Dave is a Rule Nazi. He always has to have his own way when we disagree about the rules.
by Walking Point April 28, 2009
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jr. ski nazi

those damn little kids who race by us on the ski slopes
Me: Damn did you see that Jr. Ski Nazi go by?...
You: Yeah... i hate them...
by Mr. T_man April 14, 2006
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