Man-Muff

Having enough facial hair to resemble a 70's style bush on ones face. (Typically male)

Damn Jesse... what is up with that MAN-MUFF on your face!?!?

by William A. (Alief, Texas) September 17, 2010

morning muff

the musty tang of your vagina in the morning after a long nights rage. the equivalent of 'morning breath' for your vagina.

he went down on me when we woke up, even though i had morning muff!

by jjjes January 24, 2011

fluff on the muff

To put it quite simply: vagina pubes
Fluff being the pubes, and muff being a slang term for vagina

"If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough."
-Ali G.

by Johnjacobjingleheimerschimdt April 6, 2010

balloon muff

See gunt. It looks like one has placed a blown balloon down the front there.

Damn, shes got a hell balloon muff.

by 4/20 February 23, 2008

Stuff her muff

The act of shoving your penis into a women’s vagina.

As a beautiful lady walked by,my good friend Evan whispered to me gingerly “I’d stuff her muff”.

by Hockeydude3344 December 25, 2017

trench-muff

hot, stinky, smelly, mouldy pussy

I pulled of Brittney's panties last nite and she had a mean case of trench-muff.

by Jesse Bueckert May 14, 2006

methaine muff bubble

When a females under ware is positioned sending her fart forward and creating a bubble of gas between the vaginas lips.

While eating dinner chelsea had to squirm to rid her vagina from a methaine muff bubble.

by Justjokin420 April 2, 2016