math

1)A subject, that in its elementry forms, can be quite useful to the average person, but around Algebra I, becomes pointless to people who aren't planning to enter a field of study focusing around math.
2)A class that many kids find tortous and confusing.
3)A class usually excelled in by: A)gifted peoples (like me lol) B)normal people who work their ass off to try and understand it or C) (this is j/k just laugh, don't hate) Asian kids.

1)People use simple math every time they count change.
2)Algebra I is totally killing my friends' grades.
3)Walk into a common high school math class and I bet you could pick out who will be doing well or not simply either by lack of friends or their features.

by Jessica March 14, 2004

Math Fraud

When the student who fails to solve an exam math question decides to sue the teacher or school by falsely claiming that the question is incorrectly posed or that it has allegedly more than one valid answer, which is unfair to the problem solver.

Don was such a bigly loser for failing to answer more than half of the SAT math questions that his parents have frivolously filed three lawsuits against the teacher, the principal, and the school for math fraud.

by MathPlus November 5, 2020

Wayang Math

When someone shows off the success of their exam-smart or pseudo-talented kids or tutees in school or olympiad math, by posting photos of their grades, awards, medals, or certificates on social media, dreaming for a googol likes in return—wayang is a Malay word that mockingly describes someone as being “fake” in the sense that they are putting up an act in front of others.

Guesstimate how many wayang math postings appear on Facebook and Instagram every year by oft-kiasu or egocentric parents to hint to their social circles of their “supernatural” parenting or tutoring skills.

by MathPlus November 13, 2021

MathCAD

The most powerful computer program in the world. Frequently used for for solving integrals, graphing solutions to diffrential equations, negotiating international trade disputes, and calculating tax returns. See also lytle

I used MathCAD to solve the Ethiopia-eritrea border dispute.

by K. Jacobso February 20, 2004

Mathemagical

/máthimájikal/ adj. of or pertaining to or of the nature of a phenomenon that which can only be explained by a combination of mathematics and supernatural theory. Most commonly occurring in card games, such as euchre, poker, go-fish...etc.

Now fucking way, that was a mathemagical card on the river!
She had a mathemagical draw to win the go-fish game.

by Smitty369 August 30, 2010

Aussie math

Phrase used when math calculations are not exact, but close enough.

Danny: that animation sequence you gave me was a little bit long.

Andrew: Your right mate...it was off by 18 frames.

Danny: Oh you were using Aussie math.

Andrew: Close enough..she'll be 'right.

by Yoonibomber November 12, 2009

math goggles

1. noun. When an asian dude puts his balls over your eyes. Done typically to humiliate and confuse dim witted lovers.

Chow really gaffled Cindy when he hit her with the math goggles. She was picking pubic hair out her eyes for a week!

by The Governor June 3, 2004