ming bag

someone, usually a girl, who is very ugly.
derived from "Minger" (ugly person/girl).

Joane is an absolute ming bag.

by Kool_Dude_HaMeR March 11, 2007

Ming

A complete dumbass in D.M.C.I. who thinks hez so good at everything....He smells like crap and seems to be in love with Hanna and Esther...who both rejected him...Acts extremely gay.

Ming: If i was a girl, would u go out with me?
Dimitri: WTF!!!

Ming: Esther, do u like me?
Esther (Faints)

Ming: I LOVE MEN

by The seeker of truth December 28, 2005

ming

To move very rapidly, with great speed.

Derived from the sound a 125cc (or smaller) motorbike makes when you fully open the throttle - thus precipitating rapid acceleration followed by the sensation of great speed or ming(age).

Holy shit, that guy was minging it through town.

I minged it to work this morning because I'd get my ass kicked if I was late again.

Sorry but I've got to ming it, let's do lunch some time.

I was minging it until the goddamn 5-0 photographed my ass from on the motorway bridge.

by h00bie July 20, 2010

Minge Twinge

When a girls pussy hurts after a giant cock gets jammed down her pussy.

I made that minge twinge after i fucked it repeatedly.

by doggy will June 22, 2009

Minge Pie

The area between your balls and asshole.

My friend Alex was eating minge pie.

by metalALEX January 16, 2010

Minge

A sweaty STI filled Cum encrusted Vagina

Look at that manky old minge!

by Stephen Cooper May 6, 2004

mingebag

Offensive term for a woman, usually used when ordering her to do something unpleasant.

"Suck wood, there's a good mingebag".

by JC in da place 2b December 14, 2004