Mexican Slimjim

A ghetto device used to break into cars illegally. Usually a metal hanger or brick.

Shoot, I locked my keys in my car. I need to go in my house and get a Mexican Slimjim to get them out.

by The_Sentinal March 10, 2009

Mexican Firetruck

A sexual position in which the male proceeds to chew at least four pieces of cinnamon gum, then fashions a condom out of said chewed gum. Then immediately applies condom to penis then violently makes love to women (preferably of Mexican background) until she squirts, resembling a fire truck.

Man I gave Rosita that dank Mexican Firetruck last night, and she loved it.

by MajorCid May 11, 2016

Mexican Hijacking

Something that fails miserably to meet expectations. Originates from the hijacking of a Mexican airplane on September 9, 2009, in which a plane was hijacked by a group who claimed to have a bomb but instead had an empty box wrapped in brown paper.

I though Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull would be good but it sucked. It was a Mexican Hijacking.

by I'm not Doug September 10, 2009

mexican wedding

A cocktail:
one cup champagne with a shot glass of gold tequila dropped in

Scott dropped a shot of tequila into his champagne and chugged the Mexican wedding.

by jojowasaman February 7, 2009

Mexican Fiesta

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR IN A HOTEL:
When a bottle of Tabasco is poured into one's ass by surprise. The recipient does the fabled Mexican Screech.

I could tell there was a Mexican Fiesta upstairs because of the sound of thumping and Mexican Screeching Coming from above.

by SnitchSnatchPattsy'sAss December 11, 2011

Mexican Pie

When a guy shits on his bed then proceeds to jerk off and ejaculate onto the pile of shit.

Some girl asked me to put a Mexican Pie on her bed, but I couldn't rub one off because the stank of my shit kept me from jizzing.

by Tom Bergeron The Second September 20, 2010

Mexican Shower

When you don't have enough time for a shower and you just use deoderant to cover the smell.

Daniel: Man i as in such a hurry this morning so i just had a Mexican shower

by Icle Spillane November 13, 2009