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Mental health advocate

A legitimately crazy b*tch on the internet; usually a jobless e-girl with expensive tastes. The self-perceived noblest calling of useless “influencers” everywhere.

Used as a self-described label in order for her to justify her internet presence as a “legitimate service” (to whom? Humanity presumably) which really consists of posting a slew of bikini selfies (not that there’s anything wrong with that.. ) regularly interrupted by tearful emotional cries for help, rants against people they feel have slighted them, and “inspirational quotes” of dubious value and provenance.
She lists “mental health advocate” on her resume, is that what her OnlyFans are paying for?
by Suppose you have April 10, 2022
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googoo gaga mentality

People who act like bitches and cry about shit
Person 1: STOP USING SHOTGUNS U PUSSY

Person 2: bro u got a googoo gaga mentality , stop crying it’s a game
by RedAsura September 12, 2022
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mental auto correct

When your brain fills in words that haven't actually been written.
So Samuel L. Jackson wrote "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, LADIES!!" but I read it as "HAPPY MOTHERFUCKERS DAY, LADIES!!"

That is Mental Auto Correct
by flashwildecard May 11, 2015
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Mardi Gras Mentality

The act of doing something completely out of the ordinary or utterly embarrassing in front of a group of strangers with the notion that you won't ever see them again anyway making it difficult for them to pass future judgement.

Also known as Burning-Man Mentality.
TJ: I can't believe Jay pissed his pants while playing the piano at the sorority house.

John: Yeah he gets a few beers in him and Mardi Gras Mentality takes over, happens all the time.
by Battle-Born Boner September 8, 2009
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mental jack-off

When you see something so orgasmic, your brain busts a nut.
The sexy substitute bent over in class showing her panties. I automatically had to mental jack-off
by your motha ven November 7, 2013
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Big Tree Mentality

That smell when you first step outside in the morning and that fresh dew and brisk air hit you.
"I hit that Big Tree Mentality early this morning"
by Fleckles June 14, 2020
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Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality

A "Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality" plagues usually dedicated, but susceptible former government employees, sometimes ruining marriages, and yes, even lives!
These folks who, after dismissal of any sort by a government or government contract industry, struggle daily, either alone or with others, to resurrect their former mental status to normal.
As the stalifying beaurocracy that it is, government brainwashes its employees to spend the most time and the most money on any project assigned to them with overwhelming preliminary hogwash such as diagrams, blue prints, and specifications in order to complete the most simple, or preliminary tasks. They can also incur much overhead in "down time" due to repetition after poor success in one area or another.
Any simple government regulated chore can be deterred by pages of grandiloquent specifications and regulations, or of just plain old BS.
When dedicated employees return to the real world, they have great difficulties adjusting in order to complete ordinary tasks easily, inexpensively and finally, successfully.
They frequently convene in small groups of two or more at Malls, churches and other social settings to converse and exchange methods of removing this mindset in hopes of pursuing an ordinary life, uninhibited by these beaurocratic brainwashing constraints.
A"Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality"verbal exchange with an old co-worker made me late for lunch.

There I stood, in the hot sun, drawing a diagram for a blueprint to dig ONE post hole. This is MY OWN MONEY I'm blowing here!
Jeeze, I'm going bonkers, AND bankrupt if I can't relieve myself of this "Beaurocratics Anonymous Mentality".


Oh, and thanks, I feel MUCH better now!
by Catholic devil April 25, 2009
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