The ultimate comeback to any request, insult, or question. Completely and utterably unanswerable.
Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?

Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?

Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?

Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.
by ObviouslyDizzle December 10, 2006
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Ur mum suck pussy lol

A comeback when someone tells u ur dad is a lesbian lol
Jared: Ur mum gay lol
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by UrMuMgAyL0L March 09, 2018
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thats what your mum said

"Ow, i'm in pain"
"That's what your mum said."
by -Ben- March 14, 2005
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Dindu Nuffin to ur mum

When ur mum gets pounded by a black man who denies it
Son: do you like it black

Mum:yes
Jordan: i dindu nuffin to ur mum
by SlaveownerWithhemroids March 01, 2018
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Ya mum's your dads aunty

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.
Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty
by TheCluck June 06, 2019
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Ur mum got a big thumb

John : Ur mum gay
Mike: Ur dad les
John: Ur granny Tranny
Mike: Ur grandpap a trap
John: Ur sister a mister
Mike: Ur family tree LGBT
John:(Breaks leg)
John: I’ll do it

Mike: u wouldn’t

John: Ur mum got a big thumb
Mike: (gets disintegrated into oblivion to nvr be seen again)
by Joltlit April 11, 2018
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