Originally named Newton, aka Middle Finger Newton, discovered the force of gravity when he was doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He threw his iPhone 12 Pro Max from the classroom and the phone landed in the swimming pool in the school. He also has a very long middle finger, and always shows it off to others. He is a professional in taking photos at the very right times.
(Interviewing Middle Finger Newton)
Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?
Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)
Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?
Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)
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That mother is ignoring that child instead of the other 2 that are not listening! That must be the middle child.
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American Workers: My productivity has risen 150% since Reagan's inauguration in 1981, but wages only went up 10%. I can't afford a house even if I got 10 years of wages on the spot and even the cost of an ambulance ride could make me homeless.
Middle Management: Too bad so sad. All the value from your productivity went into executive bonuses. Did you know? Bonuses are to be paid to upper management first, and then to workers if there's anything left over (hint: there isn't). That's the definition of a bonus as defined by Reagonomics.
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