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Liberal

A liberal is a very frail, pale, Tarzan haired individual, who functions according only by his current emotional state, who’s IQ is lower than 75, which contributes to his opinion that genders are a spectrum, and him sucking his fellow boys.

He also drinks a litre of soy milk every single morning and has 3 times as much oestrogen in his body compared to his testosterone. Hates anyone who is based.

Also a faggot.
Mike: look! Bob is making out with a guy, itching his ass and drinking soy milk all at once.

Steve: Ah, that faggot has to be a liberal
by Fuckliberals222 September 5, 2023
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Acute Liberalism

N. A malignant and inoperable condition characterized by the assumption that people are incapable of regulating their own productivity as well as demonstrating compassion for others; symptoms include latent cynicism, nauseating self-regard, and the utterly bogus, albeit throughly hypocritical, pretense that the afflicted are simply trying to "help others."
Oscar: Boy, that professor is a real PC Gestapo, eh?
Rob: Shit, yeah. Just another sign that rampant Acute Liberalism has taken hold of this place like a bad case of the clap.

See also wingnut, moonbat, closet fascist
by James Hoffa Lincoln June 17, 2016
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alt-libertarian

A mix of Alt Right and Libertarian.

Someone who believes in things as

Nationalism
Race-Realism

and

Free Markets
Limited or No Government

Alt Libertarians also often want to physically remove leftists with helicopter rides

Edgyness-Level : over 9000

Examples : Stefan Molyneux, Christopher Cantwell, That Guy T
I am an Alt-Libertarian
by WaaaaN June 4, 2017
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Post Libertas Depression

The depression that hits you after a long vacation or weekend
me: I really don't want to go to work tomorrow, I'd rather jump off a bridge.
friend: Dude, I think you're suffering from Post Libertas Depression
by Wi11emDafoe August 17, 2019
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Collared Liberal

A phrase used by the Alt-right to describe a person who refuses to give up leftist politics no matter how absurd or personally damaging.
"Karen is such a collared liberal. She disowned her son because he bought a gun."
by Slanger Wizard June 10, 2020
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Sports Liberal

A LeBron supporter who disresgards understanding the basis and goal of sports.
by Mandingos Mudflapage May 25, 2021
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Animal Liberation Flag

A Black, White, and Green way for vegans to tell you they're vegan without even opening their mouths.
my vegan friend: We must end the oppressive ideologies and practices of speciesism and carnism!

me: We know, Karla, we saw your Animal Liberation Flag patch
by shumwaycatlover September 4, 2022
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