lazy lard

No life fat lazy bastard who can't be arsed with anything.

get out off your computer you LAZY LARD

by dynamite blowfish March 10, 2014

Lazy article

Lazy article is someone who is lazy and who puts in no effort

Lisa you lazy article you didn't bring out the bins like you were meant to

by Mariotheonion November 12, 2023

Lazy Jackass

Me not givin u a defination w bad spelling mistakes and shity grammer is wat lazy Jackass is

DO SOMETHING YOU LAZY JACKASS
hm nty

by Zalo_r October 13, 2025

Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.

As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?

by Heathen is High February 12, 2022

lazy cowboy

When you yee-haw turns into a yee-nah

Tractor Boy: Im not bothered. It a yee-nah day. ima lazy cowboy

by reilei February 16, 2019

Lazy

Some guy called me this today

Hym "Right, so I'm working and this guy calls me lazy. I work a thankless job that does not adequately pay my bills. Somebody has to do it or that business that everyone uses no longer exists. Then I come home and write LITERALLY billions of dollars worth of dialogue for which I am not credited and give away for free. And not just dialogue but a profound logos that has inspired the world. If my power wasn't off I would be engaging in my hobby of which my level of skill is literally 98th percentile or higher. You're having a light jog. A light jog makes you not lazy? Are you trying hard? Is that what you're doing? Fucking trash. Literally trash. The difference between him and me if that if I received the credit I deserved I wouldn't have to work. Working would be something I did for fun to stave off boredom and he couldn't do the thing I have already done in a million years. There is no conceivable reality where this guy is able to do what I've done here. He's having a jog though isn't he? How are the lights in your house you fucking piece of shit? Go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2022

lazy left

A lazily preformed handjob with your less dominant hand (most likely the left one)

"I couldn't be bothered last night, so I just gave John a lazy left"

by Shakeyshakey September 28, 2015