The Lazy Song 

The funniest single Bruno Mars has ever written.

I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan/Turn the TV on/throw my hand in my pants

(Another part)

I'll just strut in my birthday suit, and let everything hang loose...

(The Lazy Song)

The Lazy Song by Cummy worm June 16, 2011

LDD - Lazy Deficit Disorder 

Lazy disorder that is associated with not doing any activities.

I went to the doctor and told him that I sit at home all day on the couch in my boxers and he diagnosed me with LDD - Lazy Deficit Disorder.

LDD - Lazy Deficit Disorder by Wild Bor December 27, 2008

The Lazy Eye 

If a girl passes out on you right before you have sex, and instead of continuing you masturbate and spray your manhood on her face. Then when she wakes up in the morning the cum will be caked on her eye so that it cannot be opened. This is The Lazy Eye.

When she got up....Robin couldn't open her eye for some reason. She had been a victim of The Lazy Eye. Get a warm washcloth girl.

The Lazy Eye by Dr. Blackhard November 18, 2006

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. 

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. After a few years and lazy dog became a fox and the brown fox became a white dog. What once was a lazy dog became a brown fox and what was one a brown fox became a white dog that was lazy. You can guess what happens next: the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. by 0000101110 June 22, 2017

bed pan lazy

To reach such a level of laziness that nothing, not even the need to move can motivate him/her. They are so lazy they use a bed pan rather then walk to the bath room.

He will never meet us there, he is bed pan lazy!

bed pan lazy by Matthew Newman August 2, 2007

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A sentence used by technicians to test keyboards on computers, due to the fact that it uses all letters in the alphabet.

Client: OMG!! MY keyboard broke!!!
Technician: Calm yourself. Let me check:
*Types* The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Client: Oh, thank god!!!

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog by RackyRacer July 10, 2016

fucking lazy

When someone is too lazy to fuck a girl.

Women: Hey, wanna fuck me?
Man: Ahh man, i don't feel like fucking today.
Women: Wow, your fucking lazy! Hmph.

fucking lazy by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 20, 2021