A phrase used by delusional men referred to as “nice guys” that believe they are entitled to sex because they are “nice” unlike so-called “douchebags”. In reality these men are shallow and toxic.
Man: “Ugh, I opened a door for her and said hi, and she won’t even suck my dick? What a stupid fucking slut bitch. I guess nice guys finish last.
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Get the nice guys finish last mug.Arguably the most notorious problem in the history of mathematics: mathematicians’ secret desire to solve it to achieve mathematical fame and immortality had saved a few lives, whose suicidal minds were so absorbed in their proofs that they forgot to end their lives prematurely.
A generalized version of the Pythagorean theorem, the Fermat’s Last Theorem was finally put to rest by Prof. Wiles, after an error was exposed in the first proof he unveiled to the mathematical brethren.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.
by Mike the Ekim October 9, 2005
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Me: I like the game it’s pretty good
Me: I like the game it’s pretty good
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Get the The last of us 2 mug.A self thought swaggy male child who is lucky. He does bad stuff and gets away with everything and is seen a "perfect child" and "tht cool oak mt kid". But worst of all he tries to join your inside jokes when he was asleep like PFDS. Also baseball_in_my_veins is his true title. He hates his sisters and his mom is weird. Also ultra mega king ultimate of the world from bump.
"Bro Leaston is coming over let's hide and beat his ass with brooms with turtles taped on the end"
Leaston is so gay OMG lets just kill him. But is is cute so no"
Leaston is so gay OMG lets just kill him. But is is cute so no"
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bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"
bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"
by thenoblesock January 28, 2008
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'Oi Mikey, have you seen Bob's pecker? Apparently he did it with Jenny, can you imagine it? Must have been the Last Sausage In Tin!'
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