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Going to the Jungle

Going down on a girl that hasn't shaved her downstairs. This could also refer to going down on a guy but it's less common.
There's a lot of places I'm willing to go, but the jungle ain't one of 'em baby.

Wish me luck boys, I'm going to the jungle.

Dirty Jungle Asian 

Someone who hails from the warmer tropical Asian lands which are closer to the equator (Vietnam, Philippines, etc.), as opposed to northern Asians (Japan, China, Korea). Due to the warmer climates, the Southern Asian nations are darker in skin tone and less developed economically, etc.
Vietnam/Philippines are looked upon by Japan/Korea the same way White people from Utah look upon Mexicans/Guatamalans.
Berrill: "Dude, shave that greasy looking porn 'stache! You look like a child molester!"

Tom: "Get off my back. I'm a DJA (Dirty Jungle Asian). You're lucky I'm not swinging from vines in the treetops flinging feces at you, like all my relatives do back home in Vietnam.

Vietnamese Jungle Drop 

Form of foreplay when green army men are inserted into vagina, then the girl stands up and marches around the room as the army men are parachuting out.
My wife knows what I like, she showed me the Vietnamese Jungle Drop.

law of the jungle 

Survival of the fittest (or biggest and baddest). Basically, what liberals are scared shit of.
The law of the jungle ruled eton.

African Jungle Cat Rapist

A large black man who tends to dress as a feline animal to arouse other women or men, lead them into the alley, and rape them repeatedly. Afterward they proceed to eat the victim with chopsticks.
Dude, I was behind the building smoking some weed, and I saw an African Jungle Cat Rapist walking by and I just took off running!

reverse jungle fever 

White guy, black girl.
Hey, check out that couple, they have reverse jungle fever.
reverse jungle fever by tomterrific13 September 22, 2016