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Josh's dick

Incredibly itchy and inflamed.
Oh man I have Josh's dick
by Chiefy November 30, 2016
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Drake and Josh

Well, I never thought that it'd be so simple, but
I found a way, I found a way
And I always thought that it'd be too crazy, but
I found a way, I found a way

Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside

Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around

Verse 2
Now that I know that anything's possible
I found a way, I found a way
No one can break what's so unbreakable
I found a way, I found a way

Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside

Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around

Bridge
No one cares
What you give
You know you gotta live like you wanna live
When it's time
To be free
You know you gotta be what you wanna be

Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside

Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around, ooh
by truegrit__ May 7, 2020
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Josh and Jessica

The most amazing couple you will ever meet. They are smart, sexy, and fun to be around. There's never any arguing or jealousy between them, and they love to be around each other. Not many people get to enjoy the type of relationship they have so don't be jealous, be envious!
I wish I had the type of relationship Josh and Jessica have!

It's nice gonig to a party with Josh and Jessica, no problems ever arise and everyone always has fun.

Josh and Jessica were meant to be together.
by Kudos to you guys! July 7, 2011
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josh hamill

the act of getting struck in the groin with a purple(color may vary) wand by a young child.
your standing on meditation rock and an english woman comes up to you with a small child. because the child is holding a purple wand, your friend suggests you play power rangers with the child. the child then strikes you in the nuts with the wand and you fall to the ground while your friends laugh histerically. this man has just endured the josh hamill.
by sir nicolas September 30, 2007
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floor josh

floor josh is not amused.

related to ceiling josh.
dude, im total floor josh right now ... :(
by J2thebizzle January 15, 2008
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Pulled a Josh

When you pull your cock out of your pants at a chick unexpectedly.
Dude, he just pulled a Josh on that virgin whore.(See Virgin Whore)
by Other Josh December 1, 2004
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Josh stokes

A really fit guy, who is the king of random things, and who is so cute and loveable which makes it so easy to love him.
by sammy April 5, 2005
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