jesus creepers

Old looking Leather sandles, often with left over sand in them from previous vacations.

Shelts, those Jesus creepers are Gay. Get some like Robbo`s, he`s fly.

by MC Timmy G July 7, 2006

Zombie Jesus

Jesus, after he rose from the dead, as stated in Cyanide and Happiness. Easter is "Zombie Jesus Day."

Teacher: Two weeks after he was crucified, Jesus rose from the dead.
Student: Oh, so he was Zombie Jesus?

by rutabega234 April 4, 2010

Jesus shit

a generic exclamation of shock

Jesus Shit! You scared the hell out of me

by Sylvia May 7, 2004

Dirty Jesus

verb, when a priest fucks a choir boy in the asshole.

Mark saw Father Maconnolley dirty jesus in a confessional.

by SUPATHUGG4LIFE November 3, 2010

Jesus vs Muhammad

Jesus vs Muhammad

The Ultimate Wrestling match!

Jesus vs Muhammad

Jesus never used violence.
Muhammad used violence.

Jesus used love.
Muhammad murdered, killed and used hate.

Jesus did not take any wives.
Muhammad wallowed in wife after wife, even taking children as his wives.

Jesus did not steal.
Muhammad stole and robbed caravans.

Jesus did not force conversions.
Muhammad forced conversions using the sword.

Jesus was a pacifist in spreading his word.
Muhammad used war to spread his word.

Jesus was poor.
Muhammad was rich.

If Muhammad is opposite to everything Jesus was… Think about this… Jesus had a direct line to God, who was Muhammad speaking to?

Jesus spoke directly to God.
Muhammad spoke directly to ……?

by The Moody Poet February 16, 2009

Jesus Fucking Christ

When the church or a person are actually fucking themselves over.

Jesus fucking Christ, it's like he's fucking himself in the ass while sucking his own dick!

by kariusvega May 28, 2018

it's all jesus

A phrase denoting that everything is all right or okay. Can be used to replace 'it's cool' or 'sweet' or 'everything is hunky-dory'.

Bob has to suck dick while he's in prison, but so far there's been no anal rape. So, really, it's all Jesus.

by Mike July 31, 2003