jerk-hot

Adjective used to describe men who have an arrogant or otherwise asshole-type nature which should exempt them from being found attractive... yet are found attractive nonetheless.

"I know I shouldn't be into Dane Cook, but I can't help it... he's jerk-hot."

See also: Jeremy Piven

by Heidi Vega March 28, 2008

Jerk-a-thon

When one Masterbates for hours until Hands, Dick/Pussy are sore. Prefribly done while watching porn.

Guy 1: Dude what happend to your hand?
Guy 2: I had this crazy jerk-a-thon in front of the tv this weekend, My dick is still sore.

by Fuckface unstoppable March 11, 2014

jerking circle

When three or more males are shoulder to shoulder while giving each other hand jobs, and have a normal day-to-day conversation.

when i went to this orgy, i found out there were only ten dudes, so i left when they suggested a jerking circle.

by your fathers father November 30, 2013

Jerk-Status

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.

Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!

by Adb1002 August 29, 2018

knockout jerk

Take two (or as many as you need) Advil PMs and wait about 30 minutes Or until the effects kick in. Then pull up your favorite porn site and is soon as you finish you’ll be out like a light.

Last night I couldn’t fall asleep so I try to knockout jerk

by Per December 13, 2019

Parallel Jerk

A Circle Jerk containing two people.

The doubles tennis team Parallel Jerked

by Desertghost87 December 16, 2011

jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.

Other than Matt, Brad is one of my favorite jerk-mates.

by USAF Cadet June 18, 2021