Mhmhm might have to

No

“Hey bro you wanna go to the beach later?”
“Mhmhm might have to”

by Whipt_butter November 16, 2020

Have a sweet one

I can't say I love you because of c****n

Happy birthday @laurenjauregui!!! ....... Have a sweet one 🎈

by #CamrenIsDeadParty June 27, 2016

Have a good one

to masturbate.

"Have a good one" being an alias for "Have a good wank", or more precisely "Go f*** yourself".

It seems that some people who are store clerks are embittered by the fact that they are store clerks and seek solace in this ambiguous flippancy.

VIP: Nice suit you are wearing eh?
Clerk: Thank you sir
VIP: Could you call me a cab?
Clerk: yes sir
VIP: good bye and have a nice day
Clerk: have a good one sir

by whateverTheHeck January 24, 2011

Have sex with a goat

have sex with a goat day!

On the 14 of October you can finally freely have sex with a goat!

by niggapodlolzux October 13, 2020

Have a good one

Means enjoy your next joint, or canabis session. But also incognito as it can be used for, have a good day, or anything else.

"I don't have time to smoke, but have a good one."

"Bye, have a good one."

by Shadowdragon 42 January 8, 2017

Having Sex With A Turkey

Having sex with an inexperienced partner.

She couldn't figure out which leg to lift. It was like having sex with a turkey.

by swope the bird man November 28, 2013

I have reddit

Usually a bunch of socially inept group of catphising boys who pray on older dudes, and they don't see anything wrong there. You can find them doing that at 404discord.com.

Built and ran by the lowest tier of people on earth. Oh they think they can hack too by using public search results. And your not famous for being a mod on a PewDiePie Discord. GL with that.

I have reddit: hahaha racism n word ur in ur 30s ew pedo gross I'm so sus, furry stinky poopy lox gay, I wanna bang sloth cuz reddit, let's catphish dox Minecraft hahahah funny.

by Senπbeatz ÒwÓ October 13, 2019