Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.
Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?
A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
by Connie Linquos March 12, 2014
Get the hangover nut mug.If somebody is more hungover than you, you don't seem to feel nearly as bad. Applies to other circumstances too, like if you are watching a scary movie and somebody is finding it scarier than you, you are naturally not as scared and can sometimes even enjoy the moment when your mate craps their pants! Universally applied to many situations. Has a good humorous outcome normally :)
The next day Jake was vomiting, while I felt like crap, on his fifth vomit I realized that I was in a far better place phycologically than Jake.
If somebody screws up more than u, u can apply the hangover theory too and fly under the radar :)
Watching a chick flick , and where possible u find a dude suffering more than u watching the movie, sit back relax and watch life's movie unfold....there is fun there :) Burcules
If somebody screws up more than u, u can apply the hangover theory too and fly under the radar :)
Watching a chick flick , and where possible u find a dude suffering more than u watching the movie, sit back relax and watch life's movie unfold....there is fun there :) Burcules
by Burcules January 23, 2015
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Get the HangOver mug.A common issue in ER rooms. When someone has been drinking to much, and starts to feel as though they are going to have a heart attack or some other major health fail. Characterized by fast heartbeat , dizziness, etc.
Dude I drank hard five days in a row, was at work started feeling like I was gonna have a heart attack. I just had major hangover anxiety .
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Too tired for words, im gonna have a hangover shower because i can not be bothered doing anything else
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