verb; to masturbate, there are a billion other ways to say this, some of the more creative ones:
dick it
hand fuck
prioritize
etc.
dick it
hand fuck
prioritize
etc.
Girl 1: Oh my god! I hooked up with Jerry!!!
Girl 2: Ewww, i heard he used to hit the hammer like three times a day
Girl 2: Ewww, i heard he used to hit the hammer like three times a day
by expresstrain December 19, 2006
Get the hit the hammermug. A wooden hammer invented by Al Gore in the mid 1800s (shortly after inventing the internet), and intended for crushing moon rocks to release their telekinetic crystals. The hammer is identified by a megaphonesque shaped head and bulbous handle, and made completely out of White Pine, which is impervious to the moon rocks' forcefield. While Al Gore never was able to conclusively prove that the hammer functioned as intended, he has long used it to "bust cabinet members balls," and claims it is the original Gavel of Justice.
by YouKnowItBe T February 18, 2010
Get the Moon Hammermug. by Jizzo Fortanel July 20, 2009
Get the Zap hammermug. by BVOA Boy November 6, 2020
Get the Hammered and Sickledmug. A lesbian couple consisting of a larger, beefier woman labelled as the "hammer". She will be partnered by a more petit, slimmer women labelled as the iron.
Hammer, because she looks like she would be the one to do the DIY around the house. She could also probably pack a punch. Stereotyped by their short (or shaven) hair, butchness and work boots.
Iron, because she will be the one who does the housework (e.g. the ironing), whilst the hammer retiles the roof. She will probably be the more attractive woman in the relationship.
Hammer, because she looks like she would be the one to do the DIY around the house. She could also probably pack a punch. Stereotyped by their short (or shaven) hair, butchness and work boots.
Iron, because she will be the one who does the housework (e.g. the ironing), whilst the hammer retiles the roof. She will probably be the more attractive woman in the relationship.
Anon 1: Went round to Sandra and Joans house yesterday. I tell you what Sandra's definately the hammer and Joan the iron, in that relationship.
Anon 2: How could you tell?
Anon 1: Sandra was wearing dungarees and Dr Martens fitting in an extention at the back of the house, whilst Joan washed the dishes.
Anon 2: Stereotypical Hammer and Iron relationship that.
Anon 2: How could you tell?
Anon 1: Sandra was wearing dungarees and Dr Martens fitting in an extention at the back of the house, whilst Joan washed the dishes.
Anon 2: Stereotypical Hammer and Iron relationship that.
by OndaLash July 24, 2011
Get the Hammer and Ironmug. Nick named used for your man when he WORKS HARD
A man that works hard for his family but works even harder when he's making love to his woman..
Knick name used when your man is glued to his video game after a hard days work...
Knick name used when
ITS MR. NAAAASTY TIME!!!
A man that works hard for his family but works even harder when he's making love to his woman..
Knick name used when your man is glued to his video game after a hard days work...
Knick name used when
ITS MR. NAAAASTY TIME!!!
by Mrs.Hammer December 20, 2016
Get the Black Hammermug. by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003
Get the crotch hammermug.