Fancy Paella

The act of defficating in and about the face and mouth of a person sleeping on a beach in the Spanish Mediterranean.

He decided to give Connor a fancy paella; everyone knows that you should never fall asleep on a beach in the Balearic Isles but the fool had done it anyway. At least it was probably gluten free.

by RouteBeer August 9, 2018

Funch

Funch is a type of gential irration caused by SJW related triggering.

Did you hear? El got so triggered last week by someone asking about her skirt she broke out in a funch?

by VincentPrices September 9, 2018

fancy Gengar

bad at making twitter OC's. another way of describing a fancy Gengar is recognising him as Pixel Luigi's bitch in smash 4

youre such a fancy Gengar

by 756yi87u7iy November 9, 2018

functional-beauty

Beauty derived from functionalism.

Adjective form: "functionally-beautiful"

My friend who is an engineer, will stare at the following things, like one gazes at fine art: Wood-burning-stoves, Stirling-engines, Opticas, Orinithropters, Theremins, Brachistichrone-curves, and Derigibles; because they have a functional-beauty derived from the elegant way they achieve their goals.

Many "functionalist" buildings are not functionally-beautiful, because the designers often forego the shortest/quickest paths in favor of a cumbersome grid-like floorplan.

by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 9, 2018

fancykitty

A person that who likes to get penetrated violently.

Yeah, I penetrated that fancykitty!

by signaturekat December 16, 2018

funcle

fake uncle(usually close family friend)

My Funcle is taking me to dinner.

by MELISSSSSAAAAA March 14, 2019

Functional flake

A person who lets other, less important, things take precedence and does not plan things through but in the end manages to make things fall into place and function efficiently and seamlessly (on the surface)

Karina is as good a functional flake as they come. No one can tell.

by cool_dude2612 March 26, 2019