Fap cop
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.
My sister shows up to use the computer right out side my door every time I'm about to fap, she is a fap cop.
by Macadamias April 06, 2014
.The THICCEST person you’ll ever see 👀...
.He has the STRAIGHTEST teeth 🐰
. He’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet!!!!
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.He has the STRAIGHTEST teeth 🐰
. He’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet!!!!
Hdjsjsjshdhdhdh ( HES ACTUALLY A FUCKING BITCH)
by Alexis Jasmin 🤮 September 21, 2018
One who is in tune with his masturbatory needs and indeed has a ritualistic approach to his self service.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.
He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.
He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
John: "It's already 5:45pm, we're going to be late for the movie, can you call your brother again?
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."
by BecauseImFappy November 30, 2015
When you make a big donation on a sex livestream and then you get a rap song as your special surprise and the woman squirts her biggest piss fuck when the man giving away the song makes his fucking gambling joke.
by EddieBrock5 October 06, 2023
That croft fap fif fAM
by Yeehahahaha October 30, 2018
Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.
by Retard_Ryan March 09, 2023
by Chickenjockey123 May 03, 2025