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by Someone not me September 9, 2023
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Earth Monkey

Noun, A synonym for humans on earth. Not to be confused with apes of lower orders.
The earth monkeys learned how to split the atom in 1945.
by ULTIMA123 September 7, 2022
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Earth

A piece a shit rock infested with parasites called humans that hate on each other and need to be taught a lesson.
Why would you live on earth with all those 2 legged things?
by Topboy10000000000 June 26, 2021
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Bruno Earth

Mars' favorite singer. His songs include "The Tired Song", "I Think I Wanna Invade You", "UFOs in the Window" and his hits with anDEIMOS.paak. He has great songs that even the US President likes him. He is the Martian counterpart of Earth's favorite singer Bruno Mars.
Alien 1: Wanna hear real music?
Alien 2: Sure!
Alien 1: plays Bruno Earth
by LMgamer36 January 17, 2022
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New Earth Ambassador

New Earth Ambassador
(noun)
1. A visionary leader who bridges worlds—part healer, part entrepreneur, part revolutionary—dedicated to building a future rooted in sovereignty, reciprocity, and collective liberation. They embody cosmic vibes while handling everyday struggles, moving between grassroots organizing, art, and spiritual practice like it’s a mixtape.
2. Someone who can go from leading a breathwork circle to negotiating solar co-op contracts to dropping wisdom about the Matrix—all before brunch.
3. Not your average “influencer”: they’re a frequency holder, community builder, and global traveler with one foot in ancient traditions and the other in future tech.
New Earth Ambassador
(noun)
4. A cosmic change-maker who blends art, healing, and hustle into a movement for collective liberation. Think spiritual diplomat meets community organizer with a side of mystical entrepreneur.
5. Someone who carries vibes of sovereignty, reciprocity, and intergalactic wisdom into everyday life—bridging boardrooms, drum circles, and street corners alike.
6. Not to be confused with a motivational speaker. A New Earth Ambassador doesn’t just talk about a better world—they build it, dance it, and ritualize it into being.
Example usage:
“Bro, Heatherly Sun Fox just turned a warehouse into a sensory sanctuary, launched a sea moss brand, and dropped a zine about liberatory entrepreneurship—all while raising kids and planning a thru-hike. That’s some straight up New Earth Ambassador energy.”
by New Earth Ambassador414 October 2, 2025
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earth

A house where you're held hostage by 8 billion gay and retarded roommates.
Living on earth sucks but I can't afford a house in the afterlife.
by Kooyle January 21, 2024
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