american english

american english is just another way of saying bastardized english.

americans dont know how to talk. i should know, because im american.

american english by MetallilbangeR March 3, 2007

American English

American English is a language that has so many obvious rules that almost only Americans break.

the difference between "then" and "than". they almost always confuse them. I'm not American but I perfectly know when to use each one!

American English by Pan March 3, 2007

Commonwealth English 

Commonwealth English is the name for a mythical variety of English which is only defined as “not U.S.”, and ignores the fact that the Commonwealth of Nations is an international organization whose membership changes regularly.

There is no such distinct variety defined by either accent, vocabulary, or spelling and orthography. English within the Commonwealth of Nations is diverse – for example, Canadian English is more closely related to (U.S.) American English than to any other variety – while English dialects can cross the bounds of the Commonwealth, like Irish English, spoken in the Republic of Ireland which is left the Commonwealth a half-century ago, and in Northern Ireland a part of the United Kingdom, a charter member of the Commonwealth of Nations.

Here in Ottawa we speak and write Commonwealth English, same as in Auckland, Karachi, London, and Singapore.

Commonwealth English by Michael Zed February 24, 2009

Frican English 

Frican English = African English = American Ebonics.

In da hood we speak Frican English!

Frican English by Mo Fro Bro, everybody's gone Frican July 1, 2006

drop english 

to start flowing words to a rap beat

Eminem droped english in eight mile

drop english by Russell July 17, 2003

Queens English 

The English language as it is written and spoken in the UK.

Colour not color;
Through not thru;
Now try pronouncing aluminium without making the oooo sound!

Queens English by fart knocker May 28, 2003

jacob english 

a man of very few words. a man who plays in photobooth. A MAN WHO ALWAYS GETS IN TROUBLE IN COMPUTER APPS. has an obsession with Pepe's chilean adventure. Enjoys indonesia. and katrina. Laughs at fatties going down the interstate on rollerskates with a wide load sign on their ass and their children in a camper. AKA: suri cruise.

"jacob english this relationship is out the door."
"JACOB SHUT THE DOOR"

jacob english by MOGADISHU! November 12, 2008