Pet Dragon

This is the brutish overweight girlfriend of the hot chick, generally used to dissuade squirrel chasers and otherwise cock block. It can occassionally be distracted by Dragon Bait or (s)laid by a Dragon Hunter using his trusty Dragon (S)layer sword or lance

Man, check out Andrea.
No Dick, I'm not killing her pet dragon for you.

by goldenwyrm June 6, 2009

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Bearded Dragon

1. The most amazing pet in the world!

2. very independent yet more loyal than a fish :)

3. is very territorial and will kill/eat other bearded dragons if given the chance(mine did)

4.(personal)my pet bearded dragon recently passed away after an estimated 15 years... RIP Izzy!

1. I recommend everyone to get a Bearded Dragon as a pet.

2. guy- Dude this bearded dragon is way cooler than bubbles your dumb fish!
dude-i know huh!

3. dude- my bearded dragon ate his sister!
guy-the definition told u it was territioial dumb ass!

4. RIP Izzy I will never forget you!

by adorkable27 December 26, 2011

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dragon slayer

Guys who solely dates fat ugly chicks, because they have no other options as all the princess will not even look at them.

Holy crap, look at that dragon slayer over there.

by sanchezes January 2, 2006

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Dragon Penis

A big dragons penis. Scales, big leathery balls, a barbed tip, and "breathes" fire.

Your pointy Dragon Penis melted my vagina.

by P-Dog Hilton May 22, 2009

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Smoky Dragon

A smoky dragon is when a girl in the middle of giving a blow job stops just before finishing, takes a massive hit of weed, then finishes the job and swallows before exhaling a waft of smoke.

Man that girl last night was awesome, we got hella blazed and she gave me a smoky dragon.

by vandutch January 11, 2009

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