don't we folks?

A question appended after a statement to a group of people for added enthusiasm

We love the poorly educated, don't we folks?

by RealStevoPotPie October 06, 2023

don't publish this definition

you see? you see the dumb crap the urban dictionary editors will actually publish instead of real definitions?

don't do it. don't publish this definition. it's fucking useless. fuck you.

urban dictionary editor: Let's see here, we have a real and possibley helpful definition and one talking about some guy's random ass friend named James. Hmm which one should we allow on the urban dictionary. Hmm i'm gonna say the useless one about some guys random ass friend. Fuck the real and useful definitions right guys!

a bunch of dumb fuck urban dictionary editors: YEAH!

by BenderIsGreat3000 August 28, 2018

nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is

Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."

by von groovy September 15, 2019

Don't Shave December

Don't Shave December follows the same rules as no shave November, just in December.

Yo it's Don't Shave December, don't shave.

by JM⭐ December 01, 2020

I don't know?

The common phrase that expresses confusion.

What time is it? I don't know?

by Nugget_In_A_Biscuit July 25, 2019

don't fuck with cats

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!

Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.

by Kittyferns June 02, 2023

Don't pull a Chaney

To do something stupid, by their own free will. Usually endangering the person in some way.

"Dude, did you see John trip last night?"
"Yeah, he totally pulled a Chaney"

"Hey guys, I'm going to use this saw!"
"Be careful! Don't pull a Chaney!"

by AnonYMous September 05, 2013