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Disturding

Disturding

1 Adj - Causing the immediate evacuation of the bowels

2 Verb, Archaic. To 'diss' or insult someone by hurling feces at them.
1.My that Mu Shu Pork was Disturding. Passed the health inspection my ass.

2.Shakespeare - The very ape of my soul doth gleefully disturd you (MacBeth).
by Triple S. February 21, 2009
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disteramental

1. Very sad and hopeless, almost like depressed, but much worse.

2. Letting yourself live just to suffer life even more, even though you are very sad.
"Ash," Scott said,"you are you ok?"
"Yea," she sighed,"I am just disteramental."
"Oh. At least you aren't distarnated."
by Fearain May 12, 2009
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Distamption

Screwing up everything you come into contact with. Unable to do anything correctly. Useless.
Fess' attempt to get Ginger was an act of total distamption.
by Super Dave Man August 23, 2009
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distant hugger

Someone who, when hugging or being hugged, try their hardest to keep their body as far away from the other person as possible.
girl 1: hey, i saw michael give you a hug earlier.
girl 2: yeah, too bad hes such a distant hugger
by near hugger February 18, 2010
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distroller

(juvenile)1:one who controls the situation by his or her barrage of disses......

(hermeneutical)2: One who causes another to question the controlling and/or coercive mechanisms on his or lifestyle
"YOU'RE A DISTROLLER!!!!.....(SNIFF)"

-Crying girl yelling at the car of a guy she thinks way too much about.....the feeling is mutual......
by underqueerthrin December 6, 2010
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Disturboner

When you get a hard-on after seeing something disturbing yet arousing.
Dude, that girl last night gave me a disturboner when she stripped naked and ritually smeared blood all over herself.
by Chakrahn October 7, 2010
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Disturbed The Master

Masturbating. Only a male term for it.

Disturbed The Master{past tense}
Disturbing The Master{present tense}
Disturb The Master{pre tense}
Master= penis
Disturb= masterbate
Teacher: "What did you do over the weekend?"
Girl: "I GOT A NEW PUPPY!"
Boy: "I disturbed the master then played cod."
by MMMX3 May 18, 2011
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