Disney Cruise

For men who love Mickey in and around their mouth

That Colm lad has booked another Disney Cruise, he’s such a dick muncher

by Meat pies August 20, 2024

Disney Dodger

Someone who is a fan of something that is OWNED by Disney but is not REALLY OWNED by Disney. Like Pixar, Marvel, Star Wars etc. although Disney owns them they are not really Disney at all considering that Disney bought them. Although these companies and brands are subsidiaries of Disney, they still maintain as their its unique culture, creativity, and technical prowess. More so, Disney would act as the parent company that employs these entities in specific roles, however they each have their departments, subsidiaries, or divisions with some degree of autonomy, maintaining their unique character and processes.

My cousin is a Disney Dodger for as long as I’ve remembered. Which is kind of weird since he’s watched all of the Pixar films but not any of the Walt Disney animated feature films.

by Zek7824 February 26, 2024

Disney

Disney is the literal Parental Dictatorship I've been talking about.

Disney "Hey, bud. Whatcha got there?"

Iam "Um... This? Well... This is Star wars... It's got, like, space wizards and robots and intergalactic politics and stuff... And this is Marvel it's got, like, an alcoholic arms dealer with sub-clinical depression and ptsd who murders a bunch of people... AND aliens... And like, a couple of assassins who murder a bunch of people... And a rage monster that murders a bunch of people... And- Well, you get the picture."

Disney "Oh, cool man! Real cool! Give it here. Give it here. I'm gonna give it to my kids. And my wife."

Iam "What- No it's not really for them. It's for, like, men age 16-34 so... It's not even for them."

Disney "What? Nah! They'll love it. Yeah, give it here."

Hym "Yeah, no, I'll kill your kids. I'll kill them with your decapitated head. I'll kill you both and then I'll breed your wife and make NEW kids and then I STILL WON'T GIVE IT TO THEM BECAUSE IT ISN'T FOR THEM! And EVEN THAT would STILL BE LESS BRUTAL... Than the MOST BRUTAL THING... That has ever happened... IN THE THING... You're trying to steal."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

dipneet

The rare and elusive creature is known for its ability to simultaneously dip and neet (a combination of neat and meet) while maintaining a perfect balance of snack consumption and socializing.

During the office party, Bhavik transformed into a dipneet, skillfully balancing his plate of snacks while engaging in witty conversation with his colleagues.

by Vorlmir April 4, 2024

Disney slut

Grown woman who visits Disneyland without children, acquires and decorates home with Disney paraphernalia, and raves about "cocktails" being served at Disneyland - so it's not weird.

"My friend the Disney Slut just bought a 3/4 bronze statue of Walt holding Mickeys hand."

by rachycakes April 20, 2024

Disney Disorder

A mental dillusion that love is real and that people are good

"Why is she always hopping into relationships?"

"She has Disney Disorder and thinks some dude will save her from her miserable life."

by Frumpish June 30, 2024

Disney Adult

A sad single adult who has substituted Disney for reality. Disney Adults visit Disney theme parks at least once a year and they consider hugging a Disney Character to be the highest form of human achievement. Every conversation with a Disney Adult will devolve into a Disney movie or a trip they made to a Disney Park in the past.

There is nothing more tragic than a Disney Adult.

by Spackly Jones February 17, 2026