More dick than a toilet seat

The act of a woman screwing many different guys. Analogous to a man getting 'more ass than a toilet seat.'

That woman has been out getting more dick than a toilet seat. She's has layed almost everything except the trans-Atlantic phone cable.

by LaughingAloud March 29, 2010

dick around

(instransitive) to waste time; to lose focus; to lack seriousness of purpose

We finished the treasure hunt while the other team was still dicking around (with the map).

by tpbenelli July 21, 2004

dick sweat

The fluids which accumulate on the penis during and after sex (sweat, cum, or mixture of both). This fluid has been said to have a taste similar to Jose Cuervo.

Friend 1: "You wanna do a shot of Jose?"
Friend 2: "Hell no, that shit tastes like dick sweat."

by Chipper Jones December 13, 2007

Dick Slappington

1. An English blackman legend from the 18th century who was known to whip out his wang and leave welts on the faces of his enemies

2. The act of cockslapping with extreme prejudice

1. "Wow that Dick Slappington - he was a hero."

2. "Remember that girl from the party? I took her home and gave her a royal Dick Slappington!"

by Jooglin January 2, 2010

Simple Dick

No relations, no connections, no feelings.

Simply dick.

Jane was really stressed, but doesn't want a man. So she got some simple dick.

Hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple dick.

by stoned manatee May 29, 2014

Colombian Dick Tie

A Colombian Dick Tie is where you choke a girl with your dick after having intense oral sex. This can only be done either if the choker's dick is long enough to wrap around the chokee's neck, or the chokee's neck is small enough to have an entire dick wrapped around it.

"Yo, man, how was that head that she gave you last night?"
"Ah, man, it was sweet. I gave her the Colombian Dick Tie right after."
"Man, bro, that's fucking weird. I mean, if you're into that fetish shit, whatever. Have fun with your dick ties."

by mRKiPs January 31, 2017

you don't know dick

You don't know anything. You don't know what you are talking about. Similar to squat and diddley. There is also a board game and a movie called "You Don't Know Dick" but the saying is considerably older.

If you had to look this up, you don't know dick.

by terrorint March 24, 2016