D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F

Do I look like I give two fucks?

Angie: Everyone hates me Sherry, it's not fair. People tease me for being ugly and awkward, I just hate my life.
Sherry: D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F.

by Philoctetes23 December 25, 2019

fake d.i.y.

When someone or something creates the illusion of anything being done or made d.i.y. or adhering closely to the d.i.y. ethos of do-it-yourself, but the truth is lacking the d.i.y. spirit.

There is a bis song (This is Fake diy) that bemoans the trend.
This is/ funded by a major/
But shabbily packaged to pretend that it’s cool

Those Urban pants are cute, but they're so fake d.i.y. with the cub scout patches sewn all over them.

by Lulululu December 16, 2005

D.I.C.K.

This what Infantrymen in the US military are call. It means Dedicated Infantry Combat Killer.

MP: Hey D.I.C.K., ready to pull some security for my convoy?

DICK: Roger that sergeant.

by NicaCop June 14, 2008

D.I.Y

When one feels the need to excrete in a humerous manner.

John: Well, im gunna go carve that stool.
Paul:I didn't know you could carve furniture...are you into D.I.Y?
John:.....Moron....

by Jagonxero1 November 6, 2009

d.i.t.

Dyke In Training ,tomboy,baby dyke, a young girl who hasn't discovered she's gay yet,hasn't found her niche.Usually found in girls school sports.

Hey, at volleyball practice I saw a couple of d.i.t.'s checking out the our lady coach...

by Sue J. May 27, 2006

D.I.N.K.U.M

Acronym for Double Income, No Kids, Unbelievable Mortgage. Describes young hard-working marrieds (or a pair of faggots) who are deferring having children whilst they plough all their money into a very large housing loan. See also D.I.N.K.

Look at that huge mansion; a couple of D.I.N.K.U.M s there.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

D.I.M.P.

A popular acronym for "DVD In My Pants". A recent absurd saying used when talking about movies one loves.

"Ichi the Killer was such a great movie. DVD In My Pants!"

by Qram September 14, 2005