Cuntsomer

Any grumpy, irritable, or otherwise irate customer of a retail store.

I had to deal with one bitch of a cuntsomer yesterday, who didn't understand our 90 day return policy.

by Mistalazer May 18, 2011

cuntsander

When one attaches a silicone gel pad to an electric sander, lubes it up, turns it on and gets his womens off with it.

"How'd your date go last night?"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"

by Urban_Dick August 15, 2014

Cuntstinct

Cuntstinct / innate behavior is the inherent inclination of a cunty organism towards a particular complex behavior

Cuntisha had a bad cuntstinct about something good that might happen

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntshit

A picture that is spit out when you input a prompt on some website.

*Person 1 goes on some ai website to generate a picture*
Person 1: "Look at this art I made."
Person 2: "This isn't art, its simply just cuntshit!"
Person 1: "Aww man :("

by daddymadememaddy April 11, 2023

Cunt Simple

To be completely oblivious to one's self worth, being complete slave to the cunt, taking it dry,the owner of the cunt(who controls the life of the poor cunt simple bastard)controls everything the dumbass does. Very common in South Western Canada, particular anywhere pussy lives.

Daryl is the most cunt simple mother fucker I've ever seen, his balls shrivelled up and his dick's now a mangina.

by Pure Evil July 5, 2008

cuntagonistic

Cunty + antagonistic; reserved for when that certain antagonistic person is communicating in an extra-cunty way

The fight was inevitable: Her cuntagonistic comments left no other option.

by cbpdx August 14, 2008

Cunt County

A place where mean, spoiled, rude, lying inconsiderate sluts come from.

A few different examples:

1) Go back to Cunt County Tayler...

2) Rhonda, I think you are going to miss your train back to Cunt County.

3) "Hey Josh, why was that girl so mean to you?"
"I dunno jarrod, i guess she was born and raised in Cunt County"

by Joshua Danger August 22, 2008