Bagel with Cream Cheese

When screwing a bitch that is somewhat chunky, squeeze the area around her belly button into a circle, to resemble the shape of a bagel, then as you cum, spread it with the tip of your dick around the bagel you have created on her torso.

I was fucking that fat bitch Sally last night. The bitch was complaining she was hungry, so I gave her a bagel with cream cheese to hold her over.

by Jersey DMP September 30, 2008

Cream

1. (n) Semen
2. (v) To become excited

1. A guy's cream
2. To cream onself, "I was so excited I creamed my pants"

by Mark June 24, 2004

Cream pie

It means to have a pie can or a pie pastry filled with whipped cream

whipped cream pie and flame bathed
Trust me it is nice. And don't Take it the dirty way

by Imafukinsikcunt June 18, 2015

cream pie

1.Often refered to as "traditional Sex" (or straight/anal sex in the adult industry) whereby the man shoots his seed inside of the pussy. The actual creampie or "proof" is the point when the man pulls out and the semen can be seen leeking out.
2. A less popular form of adult entertainment that relies more on the pill than on the rubber any mans fantasy
3. a shot inside of the Anus is still refered to as a creampie but should more commonly be called an Anal creampie. (whereby which a man jacks his load into the shithole of one desperate bitch

In my opinion the best kind of porn out there if i had to say anything and i aint no porn freak but it aint messy it doesnt gross you out (from looking at a guys fucking dick for 50% of the movie and girls excuse me im talking to the straight guys here) and it doesnt have all that wierd ass bull that comes out now adays (like foot sex arm sex farm sex you name it its been done)

by MK March 21, 2005

Poon Bagel with Cream Cheese

When a guy fucks a jewish girl then cums all over her pussy.

Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific

by King of Poon January 7, 2009

cream corn sprinkler

Having the female in the doggy position and oscilating her whilst she vomits. Also, as the female vomits her vaginal muscles contract causing great sensations for the male partner.

We got wasted and got busy on the pool table. She got sick and I turned her into a cream corn sprinkler all over the rec-room floor.

by Erik and Michael January 3, 2008

soft serve twist ice cream

This is the same as the regular soft serve definition but with a different twist. After you poo in their mouth you ejaculate on the poo and then mix it or twirl it with your penis.

I don't know why but my girlfriend keeps coming back for my soft serve twist ice cream.

by The ART BOYZ January 28, 2008