Cracking a Wadders

Masturbating while at work.

Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.

by Barmy Army October 10, 2017

Crack Straw

When you stick your crack pipe in one’s vag , light the crack and inhale through their mouth effectively making them a crack straw

Average Joe: nah dude I got ma girl to do the crack straw yesterday , crazy litty
Average friend : no way , how was it

Average joe : she’s dead

by DailyCrackSmoka November 11, 2021

Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.

He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Crack Blast

The act of sharing so hard you go back to the Cold War.

Man I ate Taco Bell last night and now I’m crack blasting non stop

by Author of Crack Blast May 2, 2021

Crack-addicted

Adjective. To be highly and/or passionately addicted to something, often in a silly, yet extreme manner.

She is so crack-addicted to Hello Kitty, it's freaking ridiculous.

by electrove December 15, 2010

Crack Chicken

A recipe involving chicken breasts slow cooked in Ranch dressing. Also popularly done in pressure cookers.

I came home to a crock pot of crack chicken for dinner.

by DundasDict January 25, 2018

crack chariot

A crack chariot is a bicycle (often in poor condition) with a connected "trunk" (a wagon, baby carrier, or other similar device) that is used to transport material that is either stolen, picked from the garbage, or is in transit to be sold or traded for drugs. These can be seen year round, in any climate.

That crack chariot seems to be handling the snow pretty well this winter, despite the large speaker hanging out the back.

by ncognito January 25, 2017