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Crack a roni

When you're addicted to eating macaroni.
Ryan: Hey man, whatcha eatin' ?

Matt: Crack a roni.

Ryan: Sweet.
by longhairordie April 29, 2012
mugGet the Crack a ronimug.

corals on the crack

The act of performing Analingus and chewing tiny holes through the skin around the outer ring of the Anal cavity prior to having Anal sex. Pleasure pain. Extreme Analingus.
My bae asked me if I had any sexual fantasies! And I said "I want to give you Corals on the crack and finish with a rusty trombone."
by WOODKUSH May 23, 2016
mugGet the corals on the crackmug.

Ass be cracking

When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks
by hairycatterpilar April 7, 2013
mugGet the Ass be crackingmug.

crack-a-mare

A difficult person who is too much hard work, particularly a woman.
"That girl is being such a pain in my ass - she's a right crack-a-mare!"
by tommorgancat May 14, 2014
mugGet the crack-a-maremug.

crack to sacks

The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.
Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.
by Matt Bailey July 28, 2007
mugGet the crack to sacksmug.

Pleasure Crack

Man, that girls pleasure crack was waarrmm!
by Sexy Blue January 17, 2008
mugGet the Pleasure Crackmug.

crack jacking

Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.
"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."
by Kickernoc September 6, 2014
mugGet the crack jackingmug.

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