Scooter Cooter

A hot chick in short shorts and a tank top riding an e-scooter.

ME: Did you see that chick on the scooter?
FRIEND: Was she ugly?
ME: NO WAY! She's was a total Scooter Cooter!

by Jivefool July 25, 2021

Shart-Cootery

A small series of hot farts that bubble up through the outer labia.

That was a fine shart-cootery quite a pungent presentation.

by Bslagg June 4, 2022

Cooties

Slang for pubic lice at the turn of the century.

I thought cooties were just imaginary, but they are actually pubic lice. And my balls really itch.

by Krazy Kharrazi August 27, 2008

cooter brown

1. Being extremely drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.

1. Last night at the bar, Dave was drunk as cooter brown.
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"

by Reykjavik September 10, 2008

Cooter Brown

1. Being extremely drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.

1. Last night at the bar, Dave was drunk as cooter brown.
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"

by Reykjavik September 13, 2008

cootifying

the act of dispersing cooties to willing or unwilling parties. aka- making out

after the next tyrannasaurusr rex i make out with, i'm all yours for the cootifying

by webster February 1, 2004

Cootax

1. The money a pimp/hussla/playa earns from puttin' his hoes out.

2. Taxing a cooter.

1. Sandy made scrilla cootax last night

2. Having sex with Laqueesha I earned hella cootax, her pink got worked.

by Stephan Hyphinator May 30, 2006