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rubin complex

An illness that occurs in a man's life, it can come in a short stage, and it can also exist as a lifelong condition in few cases. When bearing the infection the man believes that every female he comes into contact with experiences a sexual desire and craving for him. This often results in numerous rejections; as well as awkward situations for the victimized female. It is also not uncommon to notice the sufferer is in a constant state if disillusionment and unawareness of the reality existing outside his mind.
Emanuel Smith: Shit man, blake has got a bad case of rubin complex these days.

Rob Hults: I know man, he needs to wake the fuck up and look in the mirror.

Emanuel Smith: Ya, its gotten to the point I don't even want to go to parties with him anymore.
by Team M May 16, 2008
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victim complex

A person from the United States or Scotland who is of distant Irish ancestry, yet declares themselves to be 100% Irish and adopts a huge victim complex.

Can commonly be heard ranting about the Famine of nearly 200 years ago. Making PIRA vids on YouTube, despite being from the USA and never setting foot in Ireland.

In Scotland, the natives call these people "tims". Short for "victims".
News Report: English "saacker" star David Beckham is coming to the United States to play for LA Galaxy

"Irish" "-" American with a victim complex: English! English! Those evil imperial colonial British bastards caused the Famine and every single one of them are responsible for opressing Ireland, my homeland! Now they dare come here for our money! *pulls ginger hair out* *recreates Mel Gibson's portrail of Baveheart*
by John Bull O'Brien December 31, 2008
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Complex

''LOL Harry has problems getting complex''
by Nanseeeeee January 5, 2009
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Complexinating

1. Ignorantly making a situation worse
2. Unknowingly adding drama to someone's life
1.
Tabby: I saw Lana flirting with Matt earlier!
Shayna: Oh, so the rumor of him cheating is true?
Tabby: Well, he denied every accusation, so maybe Lana is just complexinating it. After all, she IS a slut.

2.
Emily: I have so much homeowork in chemistry, I won't have enough time to study for my English test! Plus, I have tennis tryouts tonight! I'm so stressed!
Beth: Wait, so you won't be able to come to my party?!
Emily: You're making it worse!
Beth: Sorry that I'm complexinating things, we can hang out just the two of us later. It's totally fine.
by junjuns dictionary April 1, 2009
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Completely Clunged

To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.
Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?

Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.

Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?

Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!

Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.

Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
by manyperson August 10, 2009
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Completely Canadian Race

The Completely Canadian Race is exactly what it sounds like. It takes things that Canadians are known for and is all put into one race. Basically the race is a group of skaters racing around a shoveled off piece of ice on a lake, river, or pond, while chugging a beer. You must have skates, hockey stick, one full beer. The brew must not leave your lips and you cant stop drinking. The winner is determined by whoever has the least amount of beer left in their bottle.
"To start off a great game of muck the other day, we had a Completely Canadian Race. Stuart got dummied so hard coming around the corner because he was being a dust and went the wrong way around the pond"
by Pretty Much Awesome December 25, 2009
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Completing the Triforce

An uncommon nerd term for having sex since sometimes vaginal will precede oral therefore skipping one of four steps. This causes only three steps making a triforce analogy more appropriate than the original baseball comparison.
We made out, then I felt her up, but we skipped so we were Completing the Triforce.
by Zaxatak August 28, 2010
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