compact squid bar

a compacted squid bar is a triggered person that is craving toenails from how much stress that over came them

the music teacher is a compact squid bar.

by toenail & toejam April 19, 2019

Compton Stealth Shelf

As your sexual partner goes to the bathroom to "freshen up", you scout their room and find an object to place up your rectum before participating in intercourse. After the act, as they go to the bathroom to clean up, you remove it and place it back without them noticing.

“Hey I had a great time last night! But did you happen to Compton Stealth Shelf my jumbo sharpie?”

by Olichas Mallett July 19, 2019

comprehandle

to understand and handle a subject

My brain is too much for you to comprehandle.

by KeenanP April 24, 2021

Compliance-Freak

A person that excessively cares about any kind of rules such as website guidelines and EULA's

"Dude, Don't be such a compliance-freak, You seem to care too much about the terms and policies"

by DoctorImmunity May 16, 2021

CompanyMan

Someone who would BLEED for the company they work for

Connor is such a CompanyMan, he'll die for this place

by CSSProductions May 20, 2022

Comperson

A man or woman who feels compersion, i.e., pleasure associated with one's partner romantic or sexual pleasure with another and is often called the opposite of jealousy. Since these persons know and enjoy their partners' pleasure with others, these partners are technically not Cuckolds or Cuckqueans since infidelities or unfaithfulness are not involved.

The comperson enjoyed his wife telling him about her sex dates.

by Soaul July 4, 2022

Competitive Salary

When your salary is competing against your bills.

The company promised a competitive salary but didn't specify the nature of the competition.

by Rhaydden April 17, 2023