Colonel Rubens

A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel

The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad

by wrubens August 18, 2006

clondike

A word to describe someone that is slow with about anything in general but not with any type of mental disability,and someone who might have trouble catching on to everyday things.

Hey clondike why dose it take you ten minutes to put your shoes on its as if your slow or something.

by 2287bry February 4, 2012

clonehighsexual

-attraction to clone high characters

1:"Hey bro im clonehighsexual"
2:"You mean you're a simp for clone high?"
1: "No jfk and van gogh is just really hot"
2:"Simp."

by Pearlituz December 3, 2020

george clooney

American actor whose picture is used exclusively to plooney.

I need a new picture of George Clooney to plooney with.

by Dr. Mung March 27, 2004

Penal Colony

The area Australia is derived from. A long time ago, britain ran out of room in its prisons, so it sent out prisoners to Australia with free land. These criminals make up a majority of Australia's Population today.

Person 1: I learned about the Penal Colony of Australia in World History today! :)
Person 2: Want Some Crack?
Person 3: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

cloned

A term describing a multiplayer action game whereby you or your entire team were destroyed by a well coordinated assault team named clone. Being Cloned is detrimental to your gaming clan or team's image.

" oh no we just got cloned in GRAW"
or
" Great, Cloned again"

by SRT_Shadow September 19, 2006

colony collapse disorder

colony collapse disorder CALL o knee co LAPSE dis OR der n. the rapid loss of adult worker bees from the colony over a very short period of time, at a time in the season when we wouldn't expect a rapid die-off of workers: late fall and early spring

Rachel Carson: In my book Silent Spring I wrote about the impending disappearance of honeybees.
Global Agri-business: So what? We have many interests and investments.
Rachel Carson: It is nothing less than colony collapse disorder .
Global Agri-business: We cannot afford to care.
Rachel Carson: But honeybees are used to pollinate some of the tastiest parts of the American diet -like cherries, blueberries, apples, almonds, asparagus and macadamia nuts.
Global Agri-business: You are such a reactionary.

by Lil' Miss Sunshine April 29, 2007