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Gay Christmas

A holiday celebrated in Carrboro, North Carolina in February with performances, pinatas, dancing, Christmas tree bonfires and spin the bottle. It is a rejection of both the commercialized and hetero-normative valentine's day and the commercialized and religious Christmas. A fine piece of local culture started by crazy anarcho-queermos.
Did Mossy and Sascha hook up downstairs at Gay Christmas last night?
by M. Snacks September 20, 2009
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christmas list

a sex game where a man dresses up as santa and sits on a chair. a group of women all make individual lists of 10 things they want and one by one they fuck him while reading the list. once one woman is done reading the list the next one starts fucking him… and so on until one makes the man ejaculate. who ever makes Santa ejaculate wins one of the objects on the list
all the bad girls wanna play Christmas List with Santa
by scribbles-maggibbles November 12, 2009
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Christmas

My favorite holiday and time of year. A holiday created by the early Christian Church to celebrate the birth of Jesus in Bethlehem, around 6-3 B.C. This is the REAL meaning of the holiday and it has NOTHING to do with an old, fat geezer giving gifts to kids. Jesus was NOT born on December 25th, as many people believe. That is just the date that was selected by the early Church to remember his birth. He was actually born sometime in the Spring, to fulfill prophecy.

Christmas is a time people present gifts to each other to commemerate God's gift to humanity--Jesus, God's begotten Son. The Christmas tree represents Christ's sacrifice on the cross. The red colors we see signify his shed blood.

The legend of Santa Clause is almost entirely pegan and has almost NOTHING to do with Jesus. The idea of Santa Clause came from Saint Nicholas in the Middle Ages, who gave gifts to children at Christmas. The idea of flying reindeer guided by one that has a red nose as a light is complete hogwash. And I have no idea how the sleigh came about. Santa Clause is depicted as an old, fat man with a white beard and likes to eat snacks left by children on Christmas Eve. According to urban legend, Santa Clause will not drop by until all all children are asleep.

I have no idea how the idea of stockings and coal came about.
No matter what Christmas means to people, it is the most celebrated holiday of the year.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com November 25, 2007
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Christmas Morning

Used to mean the first day of a the woman's menstrual cycle. Can be metaphorical to the morning of December the 25th, because one awakens to view giant red packages under the tree, or bush.
Maura kicked her dog and was bitchy because it was Christmas morning.
by K & K October 16, 2004
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christmahannukwanzadan

Positive:
1. An attempt to recognize that we all inhabit one marble and should just get along despite our shortcomings (i.e., differences in religious faiths).

2. An expression of inclusiveness for all religious faiths regarding holidays.

3. One People, one World - all the same.

Negative:
1. An on overly optimistic term in today's world.

2. Another bad suggestion for purposes of political (or moral) correctness.

3. One who desperately seeks to love and be loved by all.
1. My friend's dad is a black Jew who celebrates Christmas and prays to Allah. Every time he greets someone during the holidays, he says "Happy Christmahannukwanzadan" instead of "As-Shalom-Aleikum-Blessed-Umoja."

2. A dashiki wearing- twirled side-burn styled- bible thumper who wears a taqiya.
by Breach of Insanity December 15, 2010
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nightmare before christmas

tim burton's best movie ever. lock shock and barrel kick ass. same with the oogie boogie man.
the nightmare before christmas kicks fuckin ass.
"thats soooooooo nightmare-before-christmas-ish
by Anonymous September 29, 2003
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Carving the Christmas Ham

Excessively fucking a girl until her vagina tears
Jake was very bored and lonely one Christmas Eve so he decided to pass time by carving the Christmas ham with Helen.
by KoWalk Kowski December 16, 2010
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