Dropping the Chili

When you attempt to fart while naked and standing, but poop instead.

“Hey, are there any extra towels? I ended up dropping the chili again in the shower”

by Dutch Smooth July 22, 2024

chili butt

Sort of like mud butt, but thicker and messier

Josh: Man, that Caramello gave me the chili butt.

by Righandhoss May 20, 2016

Chili

A slang word for money

Marcus: You better have my chili by tomorrow if not ima have to beat your ass

by DosiDanny July 4, 2023

Sloppy Chili Dog

A sexual act in which someone is force fed beans and made to have a loose, bean filled bowel movement on the other party’s penis, resembling a chili dog. Once completed the chili maker will preform a blowjob, thus making a sloppy chili dog.

Dude, did you hear that Craig and his girlfriend are into sloppy chili dogs.

by ashtonkutcherfangirl69 June 13, 2022

Chili Cheese Coney

When you have a girl shit on your dick and then slap it between her ass cheeks

Last weekend was lit my girl let me get a chili cheese coney

by Yall Need Jesus March 8, 2017

Canned Chili

A food that is both easy to prepare and super delicious.

I love canned chili

by nilethe146 August 16, 2018

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“I had to get asshole replacement surgery after I received the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018