thrift card

A leftover gift card with just enough money to make you feel bad about throwing it out, but not enough to actually buy anything. Usually are worth between $.25 and $1.

Jack: Wow man, freakin starbucks nearly cleaned out my $10 gift card in one visit!

Brendan: That sucks dude, looks like you're stuck with a thrift card.

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Ian: I need to clean out my wallet but I've got so many thrift cards, its tough to throw em out.

Pete: Where are you ever going to use up those things? They are pretty much worthless.

Ian: True.

by Indomitable798 May 2, 2009

Discover Card

A woman's virginity. Because like virginity no one accepts a Discover Card, unless they're desperate.

"Irita, did Junior take your discover card?"
"No, but Mikey did, he was that desperate."

by Lance Hardman December 2, 2011

college v-card

The brand new V-card that a girl recieves when she enters a college. The college v-card is usually lost within a few days, for the good girls its lost within weeks, for the saints its kept for a semester. The college v-card is not given to gilrs who attend Junior College.

Emerson.. Did you hear about Susie?

Monroe....No what happened?

Emerson...Kevin snatched her college v-card!!!

Monroe...Damn she only lasted 2 days!!!

by Gucci Crooks September 1, 2009

give me your mom's credit card number

How to epically troll any kid 360 no-scope mic up kid gg ez w

scammer Hey kid, give me your mom's credit card number

kid Ok!
scammer thanks kid take this lollipop as a reward
kid Thanks Mr!
scammer wtf

by Mr Skill Issue December 17, 2021

Mac-Card

A card used by selective people such as Adam Morrison, Kat Williams, LeBron James,E-40, Greg Oden, and Joel Przybilla to get a hoe to have sex with them

Adam Morrrison pulls out his mac-card and mad bitches throw themselves at him

by Tom Bolick February 15, 2007

Crebit Card

It is a credit or debit card.

This store excepts crebit cards.

by The one and only Brandy January 10, 2009

Man Card

A man is formally or informally given a man card upon reaching the age of 18. Although one can have said card removed by his fellow man, it can also be earned back by doing something extremely manly. Said act should equal twice the amount of man points initially taken when man card ownership was removed, therefore climbing out of negative man points back into positive points.

Man card law is in direct correlation to Man Law. Upon earning enough man points the owner of a man card has the ability to win one argument with either his girlfriend or wife and that argument shall never be overruled as long as their relationship stands.

Man points are awarded by fellow card holders for acts of manliness including feats of alcoholism, eating, knowledge, strength of will and body.

Man points can be deducted also by fellow card holders for acts deemed non-manly.

Upon reaching zero man points, the aforementioned card holder relinquishes his man card to the taker of his man points and must earn it back by the same.

You earned your man card back, well done! You've lost your right to your man card, give it up!

by Don Mahogany September 22, 2017